LMCTFY
501(c)(LOL) temporal relief for the high-agency // Est. 2026
“Humanitarian” aid for the AI-averse

Let me ChatGPT that for you.

The world’s first NGO protecting an underserved population: people answering the AI-averse.

Ever wonder why they’re asking YOU that question?Help the normies in your life help themselves.

01 Type their question02 Make the link03 Let the magic happen
QUESTION WORKSHOP
31/500
NO JUDGMENT*
EX. 01

Try a classic.

ROI CALCULATOR // PEER REVIEW PENDING

Calculate your normie tax.

For every link sent to a repeat question-asker, our proprietary model anticipates 73% fewer interruptions. But see for yourself.

*Includes five minutes answering and 30 minutes staring at your screen trying to remember who you were before the interruption.

667,900%Human attention ROI
6.4Hours reclaimed / week
334Projected hours reclaimed / year
11Questions deflected / week
*Our 73% deflection rate is unpeer-reviewed and was developed by our Proprietary Stealth Research Lab approximately five minutes ago. Attention ROI assumes one minute invested per link and zero follow-up questions, because optimism is a methodology.
Official normie support transfer protocol
“Hey, how do I…”
01 · Input anomaly
“Oh—click this link.”
02 · NGO intervention
“SEE? WAS THAT SO HARD?”
03 · Self-sufficiency achieved

The only protocol designed to make itself obsolete.

An Ode To

Google — Let Me Google That For You

Thank you for the inspiration.